No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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