with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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