so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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