That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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