It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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