we're blogging at a bar
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It's never too late to be topless.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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