After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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