Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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