If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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