He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think people are normalizing furries
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
