no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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