just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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