we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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