"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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