Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
