it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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