found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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