If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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