Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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