I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Randomize
