In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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