Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
