we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
