some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I need to align my fucking chakras
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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