Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You are a genius and a whore.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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