So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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