i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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