I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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