thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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