i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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