So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
We're too hungover to prance.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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