Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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