Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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