are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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