I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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