I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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