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Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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