how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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