i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
