Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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