If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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