Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You can't just leave with hair like that
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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