quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We don't watch enough power rangers
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
