Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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