i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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