The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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