He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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