I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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