what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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