Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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