I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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