I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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