It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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