Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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